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Managing Your Anger

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He Doesn't Know the Meaning
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Submitted by Bumpa Hennigar

A football coached was asked about his star lineman.

The coach replied, "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I have seen his grades and there are a lot of words he doesn't know the meaning of!"


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Managing Your Anger
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Submitted by Betty Craft

Husband: Every time I yell and get angry at you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger?

Wife: I clean the toilet seat.

Husband: How does that help?

Wife: I use your toothbrush.



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