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Like fast music? Or slow music? Then don't go to Chechnya. Their Minster of Culture just banned all music deemed too fast or too slow. Literally: 80 – 116 beats per minute -- or else!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The average golfer walks 900 miles each year. Golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol yearly. Therefore, golfers get about 41 miles per gallon. Hell, I feel like a hybrid!
Medical Sex Facts: It takes 116 muscles to climax, but only 17 to smile. Sex makes you alert and ready to face the world; it's an ideal substitute for a hot breakfast. The greater the orgasm, the deeper the sleep. Improved breath control increases oxygen supply throughout the entire body, prevents asphyxiation during kisses, trims and tones the pelvis, promotes a stronger upper body enabling you to hold on tight and keep your partner from damaging furniture during moments of ecstasy. Better coordination prevents confusion during intricate manipulations, permitting you to talk and perform at the same time. A single ejaculation contains enough sperm cells to fertilize every woman in the Marines. Oral sex is a great way to firm the lower face. After 16 hours of sex, check your insurance policy. "Where am I?" is not an abnormal response to immense orgasm. Too much arousal can bring on a hard attack. It's okay to have sex on an empty stomach, especially if it belongs to your partner. You've had too much sex if your life flashes before your eyes. You've had too little sex if your partner begins to flash before your eyes. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and in demand. Good sex corrects poor posture, or at least makes it stand up straight. Sex on an inclined surface builds endurance. The length of an orgasm is usually anywhere from three to eleven minutes. To prevent bedsores, oil your sheets. Sexual survival depends on knowing the difference between a birthmark and a rash!
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