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Oversized Luggage

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A Bee from America
Animal Jokes
Submitted by Clown

What do you call a bee that comes from America?

A USB!

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Oversized Luggage
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Submitted by Anonymous

A passenger was having difficulty lugging his oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.

"Do you always carry such heavy luggage? she asked, winded.

"Never again!" the man said. "Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my friend can buy the ticket!"


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