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| Good Candy
Kid Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."
Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"
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| That's How Mary Did It
Relationship Jokes
Submitted by mlr9 Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus...
Wife: What do you mean?
Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!
Wife: AWESOME! You do that, I'll do a Mary and show up pregnant and untouched by my husband.
The man stayed home.
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| Thought Of The Day: Looking for Scars "God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas but for scars."
― Elbert Hubbard |
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