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| Hospital Sign
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by merk A hospital posted a notice in the nurses' mess saying:
"Remember, the first five minutes of a human being's life are the most dangerous."
Underneath, a nurse had written:
"The last five are pretty risky, too."
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| Violin Lessons
Musician Jokes
Submitted by merk "Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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| Thought Of The Day: Some Deserve It "Some say patience is a virtue," his voice echoed back to me.
"Some deserve a punch in the face," I muttered, but I fell silent.
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire |
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