Two Snakes are Walking

The Prime Minister Puns Submitted by Gegg Smith When my wife told me that the Prime Minister of Canada got re-elected, I thought she was lying. It's Trudeau.

Two Snakes are Walking Animal Jokes Submitted by Anonymous Two snakes are walking down the street. "Oh man, I have to ask you something," the little one said. "What is it?" "Are we dangerous? You know, venomous?" The other one said, "Of course we are, why?" "Because I just bit myself!"

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