That's How Mary Did It

Good Candy Kid Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

That's How Mary Did It Relationship Jokes Submitted by mlr9 Wife: What are your plans for Easter? Husband: Same as Jesus... Wife: What do you mean? Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday! Wife: AWESOME! You do that, I'll do a Mary and show up pregnant and untouched by my husband. The man stayed home.

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Thought Of The Day: Looking for Scars "God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas but for scars." ― Elbert Hubbard

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