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| The Forgotten Name
Elderly Jokes
Submitted by Kiwi Merv Two old friends met by chance on the street.
After chatting for some time one said to the other, "I'm terribly sorry, but I've forgotten your name. You'll need to tell me".
The other stared at him thoughtfully for a long time, then replied, "How soon do you need to know?"
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| The Importance of Punctuation
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by outward I'm not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. So when our anniversary rolled around, I wanted my wife to know how much I appreciated her tolerating me for the past 20 years. I ordered flowers and told the florist to enclose a card that read, 'Thanks for putting up with me so long.'
When my wife got the delivery, she called me at work.
"Just where do you think you going?" she asked.
"What do you mean?" I said.
She read the card aloud as the florist had written it: "Thanks for putting up with me. So long."
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| Thought Of The Day: If Conversation Was the Lyrics "If conversation was the lyrics, laughter was the music, making time spent together a melody that could be replayed over and over without getting stale."
- Nicholas Sparks |
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