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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Why did Star Wars, episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before episodes 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of release dates, Yoda was.
A farmer had two sons, one smart and one dumb. He told the smart one, "Take this duck to the market and sell it for $5. If you get more than that, take it to the whorehouse." The smart son went to market, the duck sold for $7 so he went to the whorehouse, and spent the $2. Later, the farmer gave a duck to his dumb son with the same instructions. The dumb son went straight to the whorehouse. Madam asked him how he would pay and he said, "Well, I got this duck...." She took him into the back room and they make wild love. He was so good, she asked him, "Can we do it again? And you can keep that duck." He happily agreed. On his way home, the duck got spooked and flew into the path of a truck. The driver stopped and said, "I'm sorry I killed your duck. Here's $15 for your troubles." When the dumb son arrived home, he proudly showed his father the $15. The farmer asked, "What happened?" The son replies, "I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and fifteen bucks for a dead fucking duck!"
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