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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Hospital gowns are like insurance: they never cover as much as you think they do!
A man was in confession. He told the priest, "I almost had an affair with a woman." "What do you mean, 'almost'?" "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together a little, but then I stopped." The priest replied, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. Don't go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box." The man left the confessional, went over, said his prayers, then stopped near the poor box for a moment before leaving. The priest just happened to notice his actions. "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!" The man replied, "Well, that's true, Father, I didn't. But I rubbed the money against it and you said that was the same as putting it in!"
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