Want To Go to Heaven

I Am Not the Only One School Jokes Submitted by Kyoto Teacher: "You are the only one in the entire class who makes so many mistakes in the homework assignment." Student: "That is not true, I am not the only one. My parents are involved in this as well!"

Want To Go to Heaven Misc Jokes Submitted by S.Sovetts A priest was talking to a group of kids about "being good" and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?" "Heaven! Heaven!" yelled little Lisa. "And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the priest. "Dead!" yelled Little Johnny.

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