Don't Forget the Price Tag

Affording A New Mansion Word Play Jokes Submitted by pinkgalaxy3 How did the Dermatologist and the Dentist afford their new mansion? By the skin of their teeth.

Don't Forget the Price Tag Work Jokes Submitted by Anonymous A man was sitting at an interview, in his new suit, looking his very best. As he put his hands down to make a point, he and his interviewer noticed the price tag was still attached to the sleeve. "Well," the man said, "at least I can take the suit back if I don't get the job."

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