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Is it called "March Madness" because Americans will bet nearly $3 billion on the NCAA men's and women's basketball tournaments?
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A recent report said high school students aren't good at American History. A majority thought Lincoln's Gettysburg address was ALincoln@gettysburg.com!
In our 35 years of marriage, my wife never looked in our safe. But, last week, while I was at work, she did. When I got home, she said, "Jethro, I looked in the safe." I replied, "I told you not to look in there." "There's $40,000 in cash and three eggs." "I know." "Why three eggs?" "The truth is: whenever I have sex with someone else, I put an egg in the safe." "Oh. Well, that's not too bad for 35 years." "No, but when I get a dozen, I sell them. That's where the money came from."
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