الأربعاء، 13 مارس 2024

Move the Car

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Can't See It
Family Jokes
Submitted by Dan the Man 009

Mom: Having trouble with your computer, son?

Son: My PC says it can't see my printer.

Mom: I'm not surprised. Look how messy your room is.

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Move the Car
Family Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz

A dad grew increasingly displeased as his teenage daughter and her boyfriend studied in her room late one evening. Finally losing his patience, he knocked sharply on her door. Her boyfriend immediately opened it and asked if something was wrong.

"I have to ask you to move your car," the father exclaimed.

"Oh, sure. Is it in someone's way?"

"No," the dad replied, "it's at the wrong address."

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