Johnny knows George Washington

Trouble With Eczema School Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 Sam: I'm having a lot of trouble with eczema, teacher. Teacher: Heavens, where do you have it? Sam: I don't have it, I just can't spell it.

Johnny knows George Washington Little Johnny Jokes Submitted by barber7796 During history class the teacher was discussing George Washington. "George Washington, not only did he chopped down his cherry tree," the teacher explained, "but he also admitted to doing it. Does anyone know why his father did not punish him? " After a few minutes of silence Little Johnny answered, "Maybe because George still had the ax in his hand?"

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