For Better or Worse

A Bird in the Pulpit Word Play Jokes Submitted by Janice Marler A friend of mine told her husband they had a Catholic bird in their yard. "A what? How do you know it's a Catholic bird?" "Because it's a Cardinal."

For Better or Worse Marriage Jokes Submitted by Everleigh During the vows at the wedding the minister asks the bride to be, "Do you take this man to be your wedded husband for better or worse?" The bride answers, "Just as he is Father. If he gets any better, I know the Lord will take him, and if he gets any worse, I'll tend to him myself."

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