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| Running Out Of Fuel
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Heaven My friend is notorious for waiting until the needle is on empty before filling his gas tank. Finally his car died on him, and we had to push it to the nearest filling station. After my friend finished pumping gas, the attendant asked if he had learned anything.
"Yeah," my friend muttered, "I learned I have a 15-gallon tank."
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| Personal Tracking Device
Entertainment Jokes
Submitted by Bhanu Sandesh After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time, only to be faced with the daunting task of finding our cars in the crowded parking lot. Just then my car horn beeped, and I was able to locate my vehicle easily.
"Wow," the woman said. "I sure could use a gadget like that to help me find my car."
"Actually," I replied, "that's my husband."
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| Thought Of The Day: If Dogs Can't Count "If you think dogs can't count, try putting three biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them."
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