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I've loved ketchup all my life, but never knew its origin. Do you? This short video will tell you:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"I'll have a margarita, please." "I'll need to see your ID." "Wow, you think I look like a teenager?" "No. I was going to offer you our senior citizen discount!"
A farmer had a wife, two sons, and a cow. One morning, he awoke to find his cow keeled over, dead. Without a cow, he couldn't support his family. Despondent, he shot himself. His wife heard the shot, came out and found the cow and the farmer. Equally despondent, she grabbed the gun and shot herself. Their elder son heard the shots, came out and saw the carnage. But before he did something rash, too, a leprechaun woman appeared, saying, "I'll bring them all back to life... if you can make love to me five times in a row. If you fail, you join them." The strapping young country lad managed twice but, try as he might, he couldn't finish, so she killed him, too. The only remaining son came out and she repeated her offer. He rejected her. "No way. What makes you think you'll survive five times with me?" The leprechaun exclaimed, "What? Why would you think that?" The lad said, "Well, that damned cow didn't…"
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