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| All We Can Afford
Family Jokes
Submitted by Marty (Husband to wife) If I could write a check for a million dollars, I could afford to be eccentric.
(Wife) Keep working at it honey, at this point in time you can only afford to be delusional.
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| Driver License Picture
Police Jokes
Submitted by GDL A traffic cop stopped a woman for a minor traffic violation. After examining her driver's license in silence for a moment, he said, "You know something? This is one of the finest, most realistic pictures I've ever seen. I'm glad to see you aren't one of those vain women who have their photos retouched to remove all the lines in their face."
"Sir," she replied icily, "you are looking at my thumb-print."
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| Thought Of The Day: No Such Thing As Algebra "In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."
- Fran Lebowitz |
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