السبت، 30 مارس 2024

Ironing the Easter Dress

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Different Kind of Easter
Holiday Jokes
Submitted by Mary

Just before Easter, I remarked to my husband that with the children grown and away from home, this was the first year that we hadn't dyed eggs and had an Easter-egg hunt.

"That's all right, honey," he said. "We can just hide each other's vitamin pills."

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Ironing the Easter Dress
Religious Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward.

One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?"

The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a pain in the ass to iron."

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