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| The Accident That's About to Happen
Relationship Jokes
Submitted by Abcd Husband: Babe, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After various tests, they said I was in a bad state with cervical dislocation, multiple facial injuries. Also, they will have to amputate my right leg.
Wife: Who is Sabrina?
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| Speeding Ticket
Dumb Criminals
Submitted by HENNE A police officer stops a young woman for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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| Thought Of The Day: It Takes Too Long "Instant gratification takes too long."
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