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Boss: "This is the third time this week that you've been late for work. Do you know what that means?" Employee: "That today is Wednesday?"
A professor told his students, "Today's lesson is on the three stages of human emotion: surprise, irritation, and rage." Then he dialed a random number on his phone, put it on speaker and, when someone answered, said, "Hello? May I please speak with Dave?" The voice on the line answered, "I'm sorry, but you have the wrong number." The professor hung up and said, "Now, students, that's surprise. Now I'll show you irritation." He hit redial and asked, "Hi. Can Dave come to the phone?" "I told you, buddy. You have the wrong number." "Now that's irritation." He dialed the same number a third time and asked, "Is Dave available?" "Listen, you fucking dipshit, if you call me again, I'll find you and shove that phone up your ass!" The professor says to the class, "That's rage." One student said, "Professor? Didn't you forget the fourth stage?" "And, what is that?" "Total confusion." The student hit redial and said, "Hi, this is Dave. Have I had any calls today?"
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