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| That's One Way to Order Chicken
Food Jokes
Submitted by Atsu Kojo Gakpetor Kofi walks in to a restaurant and wants to order chicken. Unfortunately, English is not his first language and he can't remember how to say chicken in English.
Kofi sees the guy at the table next to him with a plate with 4 boiled eggs on it.
Kofi points to the plate of eggs and says to the waiter, "I want their mother!"
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| Pizza for Dinner
Food Jokes
Submitted by Heaven Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino's holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings.
"I haven't ordered any pizza," I said. "This must be a mistake."
"No, it's not," he replied. "Your neighbor forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for dinner."
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| Thought Of The Day: If You Are Not Yelling "If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them."
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