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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"And how are we feeling today?" asked the surgeon of his patient who had a hernia operation three days ago. "I hurt. You don't know how it feels!" The doctor replied, "I know exactly how it feels; I had the same procedure last month and I was back at work in two days. There's no difference in our operations." His patient disagreed. "Oh, yes, there is. You had a different surgeon!"
A doctor pulled a rectal thermometer from his pocket, stared at it, shook his head and said, "Looks like some asshole has my pen!"
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