Swallowing a Coin

It's Not for the Animals Food Jokes Submitted by ERS When I met my now wife, I asked if she was vegetarian because she really loved animals. She responded, "No, I just really hate vegetables."

Swallowing a Coin Political Jokes Submitted by merk The kid had swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat, and so his mother ran out in the street yelling for help. A man passing by took the boy by his shoulders and hit him with a few strong strokes on the back, and so he coughed the coin out. "I don't know how to thank you, doc..." his mother started. "I'm not a doctor," the man replied, "I'm from the IRS."

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