Surgery Anesthesia

Couples Time Relationship Jokes Submitted by Chloe2015 Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships just don't work out.

Surgery Anesthesia Marriage Jokes Submitted by ltsai A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You are beautiful." Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You are cute!" The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was now "cute." She said, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" Her husband replied, "The drugs are wearing off!"

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