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Hospitalized Painter
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by ERS

Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?

His doctor says it was due to too many strokes.
 

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Dumb Criminals
Submitted by ERS

A bank robber pulls out a gun, points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!"

The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'"

The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"
 

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[CyberJoke3000] February 9, 2024

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This week marks the 50th anniversary of the film Blazing Saddles, one of the funniest films ever! Here's a compilation of its best scenes.
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Two blondes were talking. One said, "My boyfriend is a veterinarian." The other asked, "Has he been in a war?" The first blonde responded, "No, dummy: he doesn't eat meat!"

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