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Ten Prisoner Breakout

His Favorite Is Luke Skywalker
Pop Culture Jokes
Submitted by nerdasaurus

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of his favorite Star Wars character.

You should've seen the Luke on his face!

Ten Prisoner Breakout
Police Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous

The prison officer tells the warden, "Sir, I have to report that ten prisoners have broken out."

The alarmed warden says, "Blow the whistles, sound the alarms, alert the police!"

With a surprised look the officer says, "Shouldn't we call the doctor first? It looks as if it might be measles."

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