The Key to Happiness

Slice of Life Food Jokes Submitted by Kathy Harrington Diner: "Pardon me, waiter, but what kind of pie it is?" Waiter: "What does it taste like?" Diner: "I don't know." Waiter: "Then what's the difference?"

The Key to Happiness Misc Jokes Submitted by aod318 The key to happiness is low expectations. Lower, nope lower. Keeeeeep going...

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Fact Of The Day: First Baby in the Big House President Grover Cleveland achieved many "firsts" in the White House during his term of office. He was the first President to get married in the White House and he (and his wife Frances) was the first to have a baby born AT 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW. To to this day no other child has been born in the White House.

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[CyberJoke3000] November 3, 2023

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Frank pulled into the garage and starting to carry the groceries into the house. As soon as his arms were full, his phone rang. "Hi, Honey. What's up?" "Where are you?" she asked. "I just got home from the supermarket. Why?" "Because I went to the supermarket with you!"

Two gay men lived together. One worried constantly about his lack of chest hair. He asked his doctor if there was anything he could do about it. The doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with you. About the only thing you can do to stimulate hair growth was to smear Vaseline over your chest daily." The guy was elated, went home, and smothered his chest in Vaseline. When his partner got in bed that night, he felt the Vaseline and asked, "What's this?" "The doctor said if I put Vaseline on my chest, I might be able to grow hair." "You idiot," said his partner. "If that were true, you'd have a pony tail coming out of your ass by now!"

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