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Driving Me Out of my Mind
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Kathy Harrington

Mindy: "I finally fixed that annoying noise in my car."

Missy: "Really? How did you do it?'

Mindy: "I opened the door and pushed him out."

Where Is He?
Technology Jokes
Submitted by Bill Sauro

I started reading a long article on how AI will change out lives.

Creating essays, songs, editing photos... quite amazing.

I made it halfway through the article, thinking to myself, "I still don't understand what this guy Al has to do with this."

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[CyberJoke3000] December 1, 2023

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Veritasium has done it again. I've been around sewing machines all my life (although I never learned to use one), but I never understood how they worked -- until I watched this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQYuyHNLPTQ

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I tried to re-marry my ex-wife, but she figured it out: I was only after my money!

The husband was furious. "I just checked our bank account and it's empty. What's the deal here?" His wife said, "It's my turn." "What do you mean, 'your turn'?" "It's my turn. In bed, you've been making early withdrawals for years!"

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