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| Sign Says Yield
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein A hesitant driver, waiting for a traffic jam to clear, came to a complete stop on the freeway ramp. Traffic thinned, but the driver still waited.
Finally, a furious voice from the vehicle behind him cried, "The sign says to yield, not give up!"
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| Insomnia Troubles
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by HENNE A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong.
He told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."
"I know," said the man, "but I can't. My wife refuses to sleep alone."
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| Fact Of The Day: It Has A Name Go figure, it has a name. The tiny dot that's used when writing the lowercase letters i and j has a name. It's called a TITTLE. |
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