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Marriage Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz

My wife texted me "I love u".

I said that's my favorite letter, too.

Birthday Gift
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. I'm stumped."

His buddy says, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!"

The first fellow does just that. The next day, his buddy asks, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?"

"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours!'"

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Last night, Amazon suggested a book called, "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." I bought two copies!

A woman was admiring an expensive pair of silver shoes when a guy slid up beside her. "Like those shoes? I'll buy them for you, if you'll go to bed with me." She replied, "Okay. But I'm warning you: I don't really care for sex." He bought the shoes and they went to his hotel room where, true to her word, she just lay there, motionless. He was regretting his decision, when she suddenly lifted her legs high in the air and cried, "Wow!" He said, "I thought you said you didn't like sex?" She said, "I don't. But damn! I love these new silver shoes!"

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