الجمعة، 15 ديسمبر 2023

Retirement Life

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Thank You, Student Loans
School Jokes
Submitted by nerdasaurus

Thank you, student loan, for helping me through college...

I don't think I can ever repay you.
 

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Retirement Life
Elderly Jokes
Submitted by merk

For over 40 years, my grandfather put in long hours at his job, so I was more than a little curious about the way he filled his days since his retirement. "How has life changed?"

A man of few words, he replied, "Well I get up in the morning with nothing to do, and I go to bed at night with it half done."

 

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