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At the Movie Theater

The New Engagement Ring
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous

A very exited mother asked her daughter, "Well, what happened when you showed the girls in the office your new engagement ring? Did they all admire it?"

Her daughter replied, "Better than that, four of them recognized it!"

At the Movie Theater
Entertainment Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous

At the movie theater, a young man returning to his seat taps the arm of a woman in the last seat in the row. "Excuse me," he says, "but did I step on your toe on the way out?"

"As a matter of fact, you did," says the woman, expecting an apology.

"Oh good," says the man, "then this is my row."

[CyberJoke3000] December 18, 2023

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