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Why We Vote In November
Political Jokes
Submitted by Mac

Old man walks up and says, "For sixty years I've been trying to figure out why we vote in November. Finally found the answer this year."

"Why's that?"

"Better selection of turkeys!"
 

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Hitting Enter
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Submitted by Dan the Man 009

Tech support: "What does the screen say now?"

Customer: "It says 'Hit enter when ready.'"

Tech support: "Well?"

Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"
 

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