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Misc Jokes
Submitted by Kevin Hutchison

I just love it when you are at a play or movie theater and they make the announcement, "Please silence your cell phones..."

Why do they have to announce that?

I mean how many people are carrying around a landline phone?
 

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Bargain Shopping
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Submitted by Dilip Nunes

The shop was offering jackets containing 50% wool, 50% polyester. and 50% cotton.

I asked the assistant, "How is that possible?"

She replied, "Sir, this is a jacket and a half!"
 

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