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Mark the Spot

Keen Advice
One Liner Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz

Always follow your dreams!

Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.

Mark the Spot
Misc Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

Two men are out fishing and they are having great luck. They are catching so fast, they have to go back early.

"This is so great," says the first guy. "We should mark the spot so we can come here again."

"You're right," replies the other guy who then dives over the side and paints a big X on the bottom of the boat.

They head back to shore and just as they're about to dock, the first guy looks at the second and asks, "But what if we don't get the same boat next time?"

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