الخميس، 29 فبراير 2024

Color the Duck

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Air Isn't Free
One Liner Jokes
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All my life I thought air was free…

Until I bought a bag of chips.

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Color the Duck
Little Johnny Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz

A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.

The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green. Little Johnny, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire-truck red.

After seeing this, the teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how many times have you seen a red duck?"

Little Johnny replied, "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."


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