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Ancestry Misc Jokes Submitted by wadejagz "My ancestry goes back all the way to Alexander the Great," said Christine. She then turned to Miriam and asked, "How far back does your family go?"
"I don't know," replied Miriam, "all of our records were lost in the flood."
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Writing 55 Kid Jokes Submitted by Funny joker The teacher asked her student to write on the chalkboard the number 55. The student asked, "How do I do that?" Teacher replied, "Write down the number 5, and beside it add another 5." The student wrote one 5 and stopped. The teacher inquired, "What's wrong?"
"I don't know which side to write the other 5?"
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Thought Of The Day: The Purpose of Life "The purpose of our lives is to be happy."
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