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Philosophy vs. Mathematics vs. Theology

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Actuary vs. Mafia
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What's the difference between an insurance company actuary and a mafia actuary?

An insurance company actuary can tell you how many people will die this year.

A mafia actuary can name them.

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Philosophy vs. Mathematics vs. Theology
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Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.

Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

Theology is a game whose object is to bring rules into the subjective.


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