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Chief, We've Got A Situation Here

Right To Bear Arms
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by Danny Jackson

My wife won't let me get a tattoo of a grizzly bear on each bicep...

She is infringing on my right to bear arms!

Chief, We've Got A Situation Here
Police Jokes
Submitted by ERS

The pope is early for his flight. He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope.

Naturally, he's a bit rusty, so he's driving poorly, when suddenly he sees police lights behind him. He pulls over and when the officer comes up to the window his eyes go wide. He says to the pope, "Please wait here," and goes back to his car to radio the chief.

Cop: "Chief we have a situation. I've pulled over an important figure."

Chief: "How important? A governor or something?"

Cop: "No sir. He's bigger."

Chief: "So, what? a celebrity or something?"

Cop: "More important, sir."

Chief: "A major politician?"

Cop: "No sir, he's much more important."

Chief: "WELL WHO IS IT!?"

Cop: "Well actually I'm not sure. But the pope is his driver."

[CyberJoke3000] March 18, 2024

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