Noise Abatement

How Do You Know? Sport Jokes Submitted by Anonymous A beginner rider at the stables was trying to saddle a horse. "Excuse me," said the old hand, "but you are putting that saddle on backwards." "How do you know?" snapped the student. "You do not know which way I'm going."

Noise Abatement Airplane Jokes Submitted by merk "Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement." "Roger," the pilot responded, "but we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" "Sir," the radar man replied, "have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes when it hits a 747?"

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