I'm Hungry or I'm Serious

Two Mongooses Animal Jokes Submitted by mickey A zookeeper is ordering new animals. As he fills out the forms, he types "two mongeese". That doesn't look quite right, so he tries two mongoose, and then two mongooses. Giving up, he types, "One mongoose, and while you're at it, send another one."

I'm Hungry or I'm Serious Family Jokes Submitted by S.Sovetts "Dad, I am hungry." "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad." "Dad, I'm serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I'm Dad."

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