I’ve Started Growing Herbs

Car Doors Recess Little Johnny Jokes Submitted by maryjones Little Johnny, on recess, was carrying a car door while playing outside with his buddies on a very hot day. His teacher called him over to ask, "Why?" Little Johnny replied, "If I get too hot, I can roll down the car window!"

I've Started Growing Herbs Puns Submitted by Danny Jackson I've started growing herbs in my garden. To help identify them I'm growing them in alphabetical order. My neighbour asked me, "How do you find the time?" I said, "Easy, it's right here next to the sage."

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When I grew up, pinball machines were electro-mechanical devices -- no computer! But how do they accomplish such complicated play without them? Technology Connections shows you in these three videos. Prepare for an in-depth understanding of how pinball machines worked back in the day.
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