الثلاثاء، 31 أكتوبر 2023

[CyberJoke3000] October 31, 2023

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The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.

Mildred got a phone call. "Mrs. Roberts, I understand that each of us grieves in our own way, but the crematorium staff did not appreciate you putting fireworks in your late husband's pockets!"


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الاثنين، 30 أكتوبر 2023

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Gold Watch
Money Jokes
Submitted by ltsai

Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race.

Bill: How many people participated in it?

Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!


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Doctor Jokes
Submitted by Bill Sauro

I felt a little lightheaded so I booked an online virtual doctor's appointment with my physician at One Medical.

"What seems to be your problem?" asked the doc.

"I'm lightheaded and I think I might be anemic," I stated.

"Well, let's get some blood work ordered and we'll know for sure," replied the doctor. "Anything else I can help you with?"

"Yes, I'm wondering if I can still add a few items to my Amazon Fresh order?"

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