Chivalry Ain't Dead

Employee Motivation Office Jokes Submitted by stee The owner of a company tells his employees, "You worked very hard this year, therefore the company's profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I'm giving everyone a check for $5,000!" Thrilled, the employees gather round and high five one another. "And if you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks!"

Chivalry Ain't Dead Marriage Jokes Submitted by Merkv814 The divorce proceedings had been long, contentious and extremely heated. Finally, the husband's attorney rose for one last try at a no-alimony divorce. "Your Honor," he said, "my client sincerely believes his wife is just being ridiculous. Why, most women would love to have a husband who still believes in chivalry, and on the day in question, he was only opening the door for her out of chivalry." "Counselor," replied the judge, "I am granting the divorce and the settlement Mrs. Smith is asking in its entirely. I simply cannot believe chivalry was the motivation for your client opening that car door - while he was driving down the freeway at 65 mph."

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