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| Keeping Score in Golf
Golf Jokes
Submitted by merk My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game.
"You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?"
"Five," answered Felix.
"Okay," my brother said, "let's go."
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| Golf Curse
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by Kathy Harrington A young nurse is watching an operation for the first time. "Excuse me, please," she asks the doctor. "But what are you doing?"
"This woman swallowed a golf ball," he replies. "And we're trying to remove it from her throat."
Noticing a worried looking woman seated outside, the nurse then asks, "And is she the patient's mother?"
"Actually," the doctor replies. "That's her golfing partner and she's waiting to finish the game."
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| Thought Of The Day: The Habit of Resting "Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."
- Jules Renard |
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