It's All About Pi (3.14)

Rolling Her Eyes Holiday Jokes Submitted by ERS Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."

It's All About Pi (3.14) Word Play Jokes Submitted by barber7796 When I was in college, I was really into this girl named Greta, but I was shy back then and not at all assertive. The girl and two of her friends were going to a nerdy Halloween party and decided to go as the first digits of pi (3.14). They needed someone to be the decimal, and I volunteered thinking it would give me a chance to talk to Greta. I was really excited until I got there and realized that she was the 4, which meant there was someone between us all night. I was miserable, barely spoke to anyone, and went home alone. Thing is, the whole reason I went to the party was that I really thought she was the one.

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