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I Grant You 10 Wishes

You Can't Cut Down A Talking Tree
Word Play Jokes
Submitted by ERS

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

"You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!"

The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

I Grant You 10 Wishes
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Submitted by aod318

A magical genie suddenly appears.

GENIE: "I grant you 10 wishes."

ME: "Isn't it usually just 3?"

GENIE: "Yes, but you've got a lot of issues going on here."

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