I Grant You 10 Wishes

You Can't Cut Down A Talking Tree Word Play Jokes Submitted by ERS A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

I Grant You 10 Wishes Misc Jokes Submitted by aod318 A magical genie suddenly appears. GENIE: "I grant you 10 wishes." ME: "Isn't it usually just 3?" GENIE: "Yes, but you've got a lot of issues going on here."

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